ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS
"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.